Boot-y
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Therapy Tuesday has ceased to be the bane of my existence for the time being. Apparently I'm more "calm" and "peaceful" and I don't "appear to be overly worrying about things that I have no control over." Oh? I finally stopped freaking the fuck out over every little thing and I'm cured? Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
You know that the transition from flip flops to socks and shoes has been very hard on me. Yes, it has. Today we are to receive inches and inches of rain and possible snow overnight and into tomorrow. Yes, snow. If you didn't wear a winter coat, hat, mittens and a scarf over your Halloween costume as a child, you did not live. It's a given in the Midwest. So, to celebrate the Midwesterness that is snow in October, I broke out my boots. Not just any boots mind you, but the ones that make me feel sexy, powerful and oh-so-desirable whenever I wear them.
Just right for slipping and falling on the ice. Yep. In my life, falling down is inevitable; a given. So if I'm going down, I'm going to look good doing it.
You know that the transition from flip flops to socks and shoes has been very hard on me. Yes, it has. Today we are to receive inches and inches of rain and possible snow overnight and into tomorrow. Yes, snow. If you didn't wear a winter coat, hat, mittens and a scarf over your Halloween costume as a child, you did not live. It's a given in the Midwest. So, to celebrate the Midwesterness that is snow in October, I broke out my boots. Not just any boots mind you, but the ones that make me feel sexy, powerful and oh-so-desirable whenever I wear them.
Just right for slipping and falling on the ice. Yep. In my life, falling down is inevitable; a given. So if I'm going down, I'm going to look good doing it.
11 comments:
Rawr!!
Exactly. Bust out the sexy undies, too. Might as well give the EMT's something to talk about!
It was nice of Nancy Sinatra to give those to you.
Enjoy the snow. Lowe's already has snow shovels all over the place. Bastards.
Aren't you sexy?!?! I like to pair my boots with thick socks and long underwear under longish skirts.
Yay! You're cured!
Very sexy boots! Perfect for those boot-y calls!
damn straight, girl!! i agree with saratogajean - maybe a cute EMT will be sliding to your rescue on the ice :)
f the snow. i'm not ready yet. keep it in yout state for a couple more weeks, k?
*making cat calls*
those won't work for running... whoa!...
speaking of which, if you any questions, send 'em my way
Oh I know it. My boots make me feel like all "get out of my way bitches!"
I love them even when I'm falling on ice because of them.
Then it's "help me up bitches!"
WooooHoooo babe!!!
Ooh la la....
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