I Practiced
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Last night, after a horrid day at work with patients that kept calling while I was trying to surf the internet, I met my friend at a coffee shop. Being my usual silly, I started reading the advertisements on the bulletin board outloud while we waited, trying to make them sound dirty. And guess what? This guy sitting in the corner on his computer? He was TOTALLY checking me out! And I NOTICED! I never notice these things! Never! So I practice flirted. At least that's what my friend said when we got in the car to leave. She knows how backward I am about dating and men in general, so practicing flirting with someone I have no intention of giving my name or number to? It was good for me. So good, that I think I might have to try another coffee shop another day. Am I old enough to be called a cougar - or whatever that name is for slutty older women?
10 comments:
Good for you! Cougar is a little strong though. It just takes a little practice and it is easier when there is no pressure.
Knot
Cougar? No way... you are at your prime for, ahem, practice flirting! If anything, I'd say vixen
Coffee shop practice flirting? Can I get some details?
Nah...cougars put far more effort into scamming younger men. It's premeditated. You know, manslaughter versus first degree and what not.
I think you have to be early 40's to be a cougar...
Im not sure though.
I think you can only be considered a cougar if you're going after younger men. You know, like I would be if I pursued hottie mchotness Ben over there *making eyes at Ben* *wink wink, grin*
definitely nothing wrong with flirting and having fun! It's good for the ego
I think we need a new name for old maid and cougar..... maybe... sultress
Practice flirting, ha ha, I must say, that sound entertaining.
That name for slutty older women?
It's Madonna.
ok, but you can only be slutty if you do slutty things... and practice flirting does not a slut make. sorry babe - you'll have to try harder for the title. but that will make it that much more worthwhile if you ever do achieve it... ;)
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