Paybacks with Iron Man
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On Saturday morning, Mr. Internet called as I was headed to the 10 a.m. recovery meeting. The conversation went something like this.
Him: "I suppose you're headed to a meeting?"
Me: "Yep. What are you doing?"
Him: "Well, I'm doing some chores, paying bills and running some errands. Do you want to hang out and watch a movie or go for a walk at the park later?"
Me: (whoo hoo! Yippee!) "Sure. I'd like that. I'd really like that."
Him: "You want to come over about 12:30?"
Me: "Sure. That sounds great. See you then."
He calls at 12:35 because I'm five minutes late.
Him: "Are you coming?"
Me: "Yep, I'm about two blocks away."
Him: "Okay. See you in a few."
I get there and what do I find out? I'm the recipient of HIS booty call! Paybacks are a bitch. A fun bitch. And I watched an ENTIRE movie afterward. Iron Man. Fitting, no? Here's what I think is the funniest about the whole thing. He called me at 9:30 a.m. First thing on his mind.
Him: "I suppose you're headed to a meeting?"
Me: "Yep. What are you doing?"
Him: "Well, I'm doing some chores, paying bills and running some errands. Do you want to hang out and watch a movie or go for a walk at the park later?"
Me: (whoo hoo! Yippee!) "Sure. I'd like that. I'd really like that."
Him: "You want to come over about 12:30?"
Me: "Sure. That sounds great. See you then."
He calls at 12:35 because I'm five minutes late.
Him: "Are you coming?"
Me: "Yep, I'm about two blocks away."
Him: "Okay. See you in a few."
I get there and what do I find out? I'm the recipient of HIS booty call! Paybacks are a bitch. A fun bitch. And I watched an ENTIRE movie afterward. Iron Man. Fitting, no? Here's what I think is the funniest about the whole thing. He called me at 9:30 a.m. First thing on his mind.
7 comments:
Please insert your own joke about a booty call and the movie being Iron Man.
Luckily, it wasn't Speed Racer. Hee.
Hahaha. That's awesome. Nothing wrong with a little fun in the middle of the day.
WoooHooo early morning booty calls are the best!
My motto's always been, when it's right it's right, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
Sky rockets in flight...afternoon delight!
Ooooooo AFTERNOON DELIGHT!
Night time sucks anyway. You're tired, you're full, you drank too much. Ok, not the last one, but you get what I mean.
I'm all about the afternoon!
You girl, are my hero. MAH HERO! Please email me the details of said morning booty call.
I love iron man...
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