I Need My Inhaler

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So, instead of watching the Superbowl, we played 21 out in the garage for hours. Instead of saying "Hit me!" I said, "I want one! Yippee!" I'm horrid. Really. That's why no one wants to play cards with me.

However, I DID make one of my friends laugh so hard, they had to use their inhaler. Tears were flowing out of peoples' eyes and my stomach muscles still hurt from laughing so much! I don't even remember how it started, but something about vibrators and suddenly I said, "You haven't checked my glove compartment. You know, those long trips."

Officer, I wasn't talking on my phone. Really! I missed the stop sign? Sorry, I was in a hurry to get somewhere. Why did it take me so long to get here? Oh, I had to stop for batteries every twenty minutes. And I entered from the back door. That's why I'm not wearing my seat belt. The best? Your phone rings. What do you say? "I'm coming! I'll be there in a minute!"

I doesn't sound funny at all now. Hrmph. It was hilarious. Something about - you didn't check my TRUNK.

14 comments:

buffalodick said...

My wisecracking is hard to relay sometimes in a post...

Shania said...

You know you have comedic talent when you can send someone into an asthma attack!

Summer said...
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Summer said...

Geez! I'm not sure what the hell happened with my comment post. I haven't finished my coffee this morning.

Anyway, it was funny.

Kristen said...

I'm jealous.

I've never made someone laugh so hard they almost died.

Peed their pants? Sure. But who hasn't done that?

Teach me Kate.

Teach me how to be funny like you.

Kristen said...

I'm jealous.

I've never made someone laugh so hard they almost died.

Peed their pants? Sure. But who hasn't done that?

Teach me Kate.

Teach me how to be funny like you.

Kristen said...

Dammit! click happy AGAIN! Why does this keep happening to me?

melissalion said...

I've always wanted to try that.

I have a thing for cars.

Just A Girl said...

Mmm vibrators. I love that they make some with car adapters and then say not to use them while driving. What? I'm definitely not pulling over to use it - that's just asking to be spotted.

Just A Girl said...

Mmm vibrators. I love that they make some with car adapters and then say not to use them while driving. What? I'm definitely not pulling over to use it - that's just asking to be spotted.

Sweetly Single said...

LOL I'll have to get you a vibrator that plugs into the cigarette lighter

Sparkling Red said...

That's awesome. I've never made anyone laugh that hard. My ex once made a friend laugh so hard that chicken noodle soup came out his nose, including the noodles.

LiLu said...

New goal: Make someone laugh so hard they almost die.

HILARIOUS.