Avoiding the Creeps

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I want to talk about underwear for a moment. Panties, if you will. See, I've been doing this dancing thing and there's nothing worse than getting your underwear wedged up your crack and it's just not very nice to reach up and pull it out. I mean seriously. I'll go out on the dancefloor and make a complete fool of myself trying to learn something new but I won't reach up and pull. I just can't. My momma didn't raise me that way.

The only ones that don't seem to crawl up are my boy short types. Which are my favorite, by the way. But since they're my favorite, they tend to be the first ones used and thus, are not always available. I've got the bikini ones, but they're the worst offenders in the creep up the ass. And thongs? Um. I refuse. I completely refuse. Why on earth would you even bother? What exactly are you trying to accomplish with a thong? It covers nothing and it feels like you have a constant wedgie and that's what I'm trying to avoid here. And for those of you who enjoy your whale tail existence? You horrify me. Really, you do.

I no longer own granny panties. Again - why bother? I know, some women save those especially for that time of the month, but please. If you already feel fat and bloated and disgusting, why would you wear disgusting underwear? Why? It only exacerbates the problem.

So I've decided that not wearing any at all is my best bet. Avoiding the issue altogether is really my style anyway.

25 comments:

MsDarkstar said...

Commando K8! Huzzah!

Glad you are enjoying your dancing!

SoMi's Nilsa said...

Ha! Well, we all now know what to get you for your birthday... =)

Lindsey said...

There is a big difference between a thong and a g-string. You should really give the ole g-string a chance!

Stephen Wilson said...

Tighty whities work best. I agree with you about the boxers.

Summer said...

I've always been a thong girl (underwear ends up there anyway, right?), but I discovered boy shorts after my last son was born. LOVE em. Cotton or lace. To my husband's dismay, I haven't bought a thong in over 10 months.

Daisee579 said...

Just don't flash your "Britney" while dancing commando :)

t2ed said...

Make sure you play pool after you're done dancing.

lacochran said...

Going commando can cause chaffing.

So I've heard.
*cough*

JoLee said...

with all that moving and dancing you're bound to have some rubbage and I think that would hurt a little.

try cotton thongs with a wide band... they really aren't THAT bad.

Sweetly Single said...

~snickering uncontrollably and ignoring the "she's insane looks~

two things wrong with the commando look dear......1) if you ever learn the tango and do the high kick over his shoulder he will either get a good look at your lady bits.....OR your "excitement" will show and 2) if you thought creeping underwear was an issue... have you ever had creeping pants syndrome?

melissalion said...

SEXXXY!

justjp said...

Commando is the only way to go!

GreenCanary said...

Going commando is where it's at, girl! In fact, I'm going commando even as I type this *wink wink* I'm typing without underwear on. How sexy am I? Meow!

Kate said...

Canary! That's so funny that you mention that because guess what? I refuse to talk to someone on the phone if I'm not wearing underwear. Like when someone calls me in the morning when I've just gotten out of the shower? Can't. Do. It.

LiLu said...

I always go commando to yoga. Can't be having those panty lines!

Sparkling Red said...

Wow. You're a bold one. I haven't gone without underwear since I was around 2 yrs old and escaped outside wearing nothing but red sneakers.

Lemmonex said...

You need a thong with a thin strong. You are wearing the wrong ones...I swear.

Twinkie said...

I have the opposite problem. Thongs fit perfect. Boy shorts ride up my ass. Never have done the g-string. And cottom bikini briefs are great for pajamas only!

GreenCanary said...

I totally get it, Katey-Kate. No underwear = naked chatting and that's just not right. (Unless you MEANT to chat nakedly, but that's something completely different.) I can't talk on the phone when I'm in the bathroom... It's just not couth. Also, I can't multitask like that.

buffalodick said...

I am shocked , but not displeased by this confession.. all my whitey tighties end up as thongs, when I first bend over...Women don't need a reason to not wear underwear in my book...

f.B said...

I support this. This is one of the easiest votes I've ever cast.

Dingo said...

I'm all for going commando but really, if your thong is uncomfortable, you're not wearing the right one.

BrianAlt said...

Well at least with a thong, what's done is done. There's no getting around it.

Kristen said...

See boy shorts are the most wedgie inducing ones for me. I like the thong because they actually DON'T do that.

To each her own panty I guess.

rudecactus said...

You cannot go wrong going commando.