Gatorade is the Devil

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Just so you know:

Gatorade does not freeze.

Neither does vodka.

I poured a little bit of Gatorade on the bonfire in the firepit and it flamed instead of going out. There is something wholly wrong with that. Liquid that does not put out a fire? The Devil.


Anonymous said...

that? is AWESOME. i never even knew gatorade had such surly characteristics! now i am almost compelled to start some experiments in the department chem lab with gatorade, but i don't think people would appreciate it. with my chemistry skill set (read: no chemistry skills), i'd burn down the building. with gatorade.

GreenCanary said...

I once drank a gallon of Gatorade when I was sick. And then threw the entire thing up. I haven't had Gatorade since.

rudecactus said...

I drink Gatorade constantly. I might have to rethink that.