Dark Curly Hair

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Party at my house tonight! Yes, I am throwing a very large, possibly very loud party while Gay Boyfriend is away. Only I made him clean his house before he left, so he knows all about it. Ha! I told him to clean his bathroom and that I'd come in and clean it again before anyone came over to use it. His idea of clean is so very different than mine. His is, wipe the sink down and take any obvious stains off the bottom of the toilet seat. Sick.

I get in there? There's smelly, possibly moldy towels hanging up, dried boy pee surrounding the toilet, and there's hair all over the floor. He's got dark curly hair up top. Imagine my disgust when sweeping up dark curly hair, trying in vain to think, "It's hair from his head. It's totally hair from his head." Gag. So, I break out the rubber gloves and bleach. I scrub down every possible surface there is to scrub, all while trying not to think. Because thinking leads to gagging and gagging leads to throwing up - all because Gay Boyfriend has dark curly hair.

I do believe it is as sanitized as it is ever going to get. And when he gets home? We're going to have a lesson in cleaning the bathroom. Seriously.

13 comments:

Ben said...

Gah! AHH! This post was filthy!

Filthy like that bathroom!

Our bathroom is immaculate always. Thanks newf.

Shania said...

Some boys are so gross! Enjoy your party.

Nilsa S. said...

Eiwwwww. That's so gross!

When my old roommate had some people over when I was out of town ... her brother left a pile of poop in my toilet and put a little flag made out of a toothpick in it. Eiww eiww eiww. Thankfully, she cleaned before I came home!

GreenCanary said...

Dried boy pee *gagging*

carrster said...

Icky!

But I want to hear more about this party!

Malaise Inc said...

Not to traffic in stereotypes, but are you sure he is gay? That sounds more like a hetero-guy bathroom. Not that, umm, my bathroom is, uhh, dirty or anything.

Sweetly Single said...

dirty dirty boy!! You are far braver than me dear!

Megkathleen said...

Ack, I don't know that I could ever clean up somebody else's bathroom. Icky.

But have fun at your party!`

CatKrny said...

Only you could find a gay boyfriend who harbors hetero boy dirt blindness.

stoogepie said...

I am almost tempted to send you a picture of my bathroom to let you know how much worse it could be.

But I won't. Because you've had enough puke for one day and you should enjoy your party.

Meigan said...

I should send him some of my cleaning products. I'd never clean my house if I didn't have all the fun samples...

Have a fun pahty!

Kristen said...

what is wrong with boys? Why do they have to be such piggies?

Holly said...

well, i can tell you, you are prepared for married life already with a roomie with such wonderful habits. we had our discussion early on regarding what i will and will not clean if found in such a state. only rarely do i have to pull my cleaning gear out and demand he clean it because of what i have found. (flashbacks to cleaning a hardee's bathroom still send shivers down my spine - yuck!!)