Recap - 'Cause I've Got Nothing Original Today

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Medication Change? Thumbs down. Not going well at all. Co-worker has mentioned that I seem more, well - "fragile" is how she put it. I'm prone to tears and the good doctor doesn't like it when you cry while he's yelling at you. Seriously. My Gay Boyfriend has said that he worries about me more for some reason and my sponsor keeps telling me to pray about it. Pray schmay. Phht. Two more weeks to go.

Mr. Internet? Thumbs up. He came over for dinner yesterday and I made some fabulous Mexican Lasagna. I am the queen of cooking, you know. If that truly is the way to a man's heart, I ought to have SOMEONE'S by now. The wild monkeys? Calmed considerably. I think we actually like each other too much to be that crazy already. So, lots of hand holding and kissing in the street as he's leaving. I like kissing in the street. Like, alot. How weird is that? And did I mention he has a big truck? I'm in love with big trucks. I covet big trucks and if I can get a man with a big truck? That's even BETTER. My mom says I'm turning into a redneck, but I love me a big ol' truck. Virile and manly.

The brand new car crash? Thumbs up. Technically speaking, it's a non-issue. The guy who sold it to me has a friend that comes and pulls dents out of cars on his lot, so when he's there next, I'll take it in. Estimated cost? About $50. I can handle that. The lowly blazer has been moved to a lot and is no longer on the street. If I don't sell it by Tuesday, I'll have to plate it and insure it. Blech. I just want this car business to be over already. Which is why I just should have gotten my own big truck. Then I could plow over things and seemingly not care.

Halloween? I'm thinking something like this...

Because my body is THAT rock hard. Or this...


Because we all know I'm lying to myself.

No seriously people. I'm actually thinking either bride (One wedding dress from Goodwill coming right up thankyouverymuch) or Medusa, 'cause I'm all about the wild hair.

12 comments:

Marie said...

Halloween is always so much fun. I haven't dressed up as something in YEARS. I miss that.

I like the Medussa idea. Or maybe combine Medussa + Bride? Ok, maybe a little to crazy.

Matt said...

Mexican lasagna...

my two fav things?

wow

Nilsa S. said...

Mr. Internet literally has a big truck? Oh. I was thinking on a different wave length. Heh heh heh.

carrster said...

I read the post about the dog running in front of your car, but apparently missed the part about it being a new car! Duh. - what'd you get? Good luck on selling the old one. Hopefully whomever the patron saint of selling cars will work that out for you.

I think kissing in the street sounds quite lovely. I got really sad when I realized now that we sold our house, we've sold the location of our first kiss! Booohooooo!

Good luck with the meds too!! Happy Weekend!

GreenCanary said...

If you dressed like the first one, would you have to be shiny?

Megkathleen said...

If you're going to do bride I think you should do white trash bride. Maybe be pregnant and have a cigarette hanging from your mouth - really classy.

CatKrny said...

Check into storing the blazer. At least then you won't have to insure it. Also, check into organizations that would take it as a donation. Tax Deduction!

E said...

Okay so I will stay open to Mr Internet. But you tell him for me that if he doesn't call when he says he will one more time I know a guy with a huge truck, if you know what I mean, and I am bringing him to SD to meet you....because you are brave, funny, and sweet and he better not mess with your blogasphere guardians or else!

Sweetly Single said...

I vote for the first one.... with gold body paint!!!! LOL

I'm so happy to hear things are going great with Mr. Internet

Kristen said...

Medusa all the way!

Great idea!

stoogepie said...

I don't know why, but prayer doesn't seem like a very good solution to the problem of medications that don't work well.

Just how big is Mr. Internet's "truck?" I think photos are in order.

I like the Medusa outfit because it's hot, but I also like the idea of juxtaposing two very different characters, so Meg's idea of the white trash bride really appeals to me. Maybe a goth fairy or Princess Medusa or something.

saratogajean said...

Mexican Lasagna sounds delicious!

And I'm glad I'm not the only one salivating about Halloween in September.