Wild Monkeys

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Let's see. Update, you say? I'm ubercrabby today. Lack of sleep (stupid medicine change) and my current mood (terrible) make me not so hilarious, so bear with me here.

No. He did not come over on Friday. He did however, call. So, he gets brownie points for that. He ended up having his kids. Saturday, he came over. Wild Monkey Sex ensued. I have not heard from him since. I mean seriously people, I am HOT in bed. He should want me all the time. And after a two and a half year hiatus, I've got some enthusiasm for the deal!

With that said, he's coming with me to a fancy pants dinner on Friday night for TLC, announcing a new campaign about alcoholism. I get to dress up which is WAY fabulous. Pictures of the dress and shoes to come another day when I'm not so bitchy. So, we ARE going on an actual date to make up for all the dateless sex.

15 comments:

[F]oxymoron said...

Sounds like a win-win to me!

Nilsa S. said...

Fancy schmancy night out with hot sex to follow? Nothing wrong with that!

Sweetly Single said...

Crabby or not ....you still rawk the dating world!! Way to go!!

Ben said...

Explain the monkey aspect.

Go.

Megkathleen said...

Sounds fun - looking forward to pics!

Kate said...

For Ben:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot%20monkey%20sex

Shania said...

That little badge over there ---> does say that you're worth $1056 an hour in bed. I do hope you're keeping track!

stoogepie said...

Ubercrabby after Wild Monkey Sex is normal for some people and, if you ask me, is incredibly sexy. It's just possible that he is on a slower sex clock than you, or the Wild Monkey Sex wipes him out so thoroughly that it takes his fingers a few days to recover enough to dial the phone.

Actual dates are terribly overrated.

lacochran said...

Ook! Ook!

Glad things are working out.

carrster said...

Even when you're in a bitchy mood you're still hilarious. Glad to hear things are going well in the monkey arena. :)

saratogajean said...

Yay fancy date! Yay monkey sex! Boo no following day sorry-I-punched-you-in-the-eye-during-my-climax sex. Oh well. Give the wussy some time to heal.

GreenCanary said...

I love that you know you're HOT in bed. And the wild monkey sex? Girl... You are my hero. Way to bed your man, my friend.

modernartifact said...

i am crabby too. but i don't have a good reason. i just am. le sigh.

sounds like things are going well with the boy. especially the dressing up/fancy dinner part. i just love dressing up and fancy dinners. except for times like now when i have nothing to wear...

Maxie said...

Ooo I love a good night out :-) Have fun!

Matt said...

Wild.Monkey.Sex.

My fav thing ever.