The Universe Hates Us Right Now

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I did NOT get to drink anything pink last night. The Pirate was busy, so we're hoping to meet up tonight. But I still look pretty, so I'm still planning on a pink drink. Thanks for all the suggestions! Plus, I'm wearing my black boots. So I'm super sexy. And super sexy girls drink pink things, right? Oh wait, they sip whisky or something. Whatever. I'll start a new trend. Because I'm all trendsettery like that.

Sigh. Winter is really getting to me. I think the SADs are going around right now. Not just on the blogosphere, but here in South Dakota. Gay Boyfriend has been hibernating in his room. I'm pretty sure bun bun (my bunny friend in the backyard) got eaten by a cat. Miss M slipped and fell on the ice and tore a bunch of muscles, so she's currently developing a deeper relationship with her recliner and well - it's not a very good conversationalist. Dirty Ben ended up in the hospital with a lung infection. Everyone's got a short temper and being all bitchy. And well? That's just not fun. So, I'm sending a shout out to The Universe to stop messing with my friends. Make everyone well, and send us some sunshine. And if you can't warm it up, at least send a little bit of snow to cover up the piles of dirt and sand that used to be pretty snowdrifts.

So there.

12 comments:

melissalion said...

Winter is for crap. I dreamt I was in LA last night. And it was 80 degrees. And the night before, I cried in my sleep because I missed LA so much.

GOD, WILL IT GET BETTER?!?!?

texas math said...

Yes sexy women drink pink things...or have more knowledge of imported beers than most guys do. (At least in my book.)

artemisia said...

Here, here!

justme said...

i had the best pink drink at the melting pot and i'm intent on getting the recipe. it was a martini like thing, made with this pink liquor called x-factor. the drink was called xtc or something lame like that. it was...so....good

Rebecca said...

What about a strawberry banana smoothie......yummy

LiLu said...

Dear Winter, we are so OVER you.

SoMi's Nilsa said...

You set the Universe straight - go girl!

Shelly said...

Oh damn! That's way too much! We're supposed to get snow and ice this weekend, too, which rescheduled my weekend plans to next weekend. So this winter can bite me, too!

buffalodick said...

Cabin fever..only cure is Spring!

G said...

I could use a little spring weather right now.

Too much snow...who am I fooling? I live in Connecticut and we haven't gotten socked with any bad snow storms....yet.

justsomethoughts... said...

with that title, i thought you were going to go in the haiti direction
ok
well
y'know
it could be worse
i guess
but i do hope it all turns around soon

Holly said...

A-freakin-men. My extra 1000mgs of Vitamin D just aren't cutting it.

I am counting the days until I get on the plane to GA for a little R&R and weather that hopefully does not involve god damn ice, snow and three f'in layers.