And in a totally different realm, Therapy Tuesday was JUST GREAT. We talked about my rage. And how it tends to come out at the wrong times and at the wrong people. She finally poked me enough for me to admit how frightened I am of being THAT ANGRY and how my fear of the anger makes me shut down so much that I never express it. Sigh. So watch the fuck out, people. I'm going to explode and spew my molten lava on you when you least expect it. Actually, the scary part is that I will end up hurting myself before I hurt another person and that's exactly why she keeps poking me with her hot stick. She's such a bitch.
While surfing the endless internet yesterday, I came across this list of titles.
Admiral, Baron, Baroness, Brigadier, Captain, Colonel, Colonel Sir, Commander, Commodore, Countess, Dame, Dr, Earl, Field Marshal Lord, General, Group Captain, Lady, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Commander, Lord, Lt-Col, Lt-Gen Sir, Maj-Gen, Major, Miss, Mr, Mrs, Ms, Msgr, Prince, Princess, Professor, Rear Admiral, Sir, Squadron Leader, The Baroness, The Countess, The Countess of, The Duchess of, The Duke of, The Earl, The Earl of, The Hon, The Hon Mrs, The Marchioness of, The Marquess of, The Revd, The Viscount, The Viscountess, Viscount, Viscountess, and Wing Commander.
And I've decided that from now on, I will be addressed as Countess Kate. So get right on that. But what I really want to know is who gets to be the Rear Admiral? What title would you pick for yourself?