INTERNET! My new job is sending me to Portland, Oregon for a conference! Free! PORTLAND! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I get to travel for my job. And I get to meet Melissa Lion! OMG OMG OMG!
What do Portlanders wear? Should I stop washing my hair like Melissa? Do I need to lose weight? Are scarves and rainbow glasses acceptable? I'm from the Midwest, people. MIDWEST. I do not know these things.
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I squealed and everything when I got the confirmation email. PORTLAND, Internet! PORTLAND!