Pussy Spray

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It's raining today. I only tell you this because it is the reason this morning's fiasco even happened. I have this thing called "Rainy Day Hair." I have baby hair, wispy and fine, maybe wavy when I take time to do something with it. I'm lazy in the hair department. Well, in all things girly department. And on rainy days, the hair thing is just too much. So, here's rainy day hair.


I dry it and put it in a bun and then hair spray the shit out of it. I usually never put product in my hair - as I said - baby fine, it gets droopy and mucked up if there's anything remotely sticky in it. But on rainy days, when it's plopped on the top of my head, I like it to stay there. Got it? Rainy Day Hair.

I got up a little late this morning - something that also happens frequently on rainy days. Don't you just love to snuggle in a little bit more and listen to it pounding on the windowpane? I do. As I'm scurrying around, well - there is no scurrying for me in the morning. Let's just say plodding quickly. You get the picture. Anyway, I'm drying my hair, I've got it on the top of my head, bobby pins stuck here and there and I reach for the hair spray in the bathroom cupboard. And THIS is what I put on my head.

See. Kiki got a little literally pissed one night when we were having a party and people were coming in and out of my apartment and up and down the stairs and she did not like that one bit, so she peed on the carpet right outside the bathroom. And if you've had cat pee problems, you know what an awful and horrible thing this is. Vinegar, baking soda and peroxide does the trick if you want to know. And then I bought this fancy spray stuff and it worked people, it WORKED! So, it lives on a shelf in the bathroom and looks remotely to my tired and non-girly trained eyes like this:
There will be no cats on my head today.

11 comments:

Kristen said...

OMG!!!

That is too funny!

That stuff smells weird too...

Maybe you can run outside and rinse it off in the rain?

Holly said...

OMG. I am sitting in my cube laughing outloud. Did Kiki steer clear of you when you got home?

Sweetly Single said...

OMG LOL at least your hair looks good!!

GreenCanary said...

*choke* That is freakin' funny!

I once brushed my teeth with Aveeno anti-itch cream. (Made for bug bites and such.) The tube looked similar to my toothpaste tube. It was yucky.

Kate said...

Oh, Canary! Ack, yucko!

ÄsK AliCë said...

Oh no! Is it at least doing the hairspray job??

Rachel said...

can you imagine how confused your cat was?

"Time to go rub up against the human that feeds me so that she will feed me....bad smell keeping me away....how do I let her know my desire to be fed if I don't get to rub on her....but...food...bad smell..."

*little kitty head explodes*

-Peder said...

Too funny!

carrster said...

Oh my god - that is hysterical!!!

haha - I think your hair looks cute though! Maybe you're on to something!!

modernartifact said...

*wipes tears* this is precious. this is also something that could happen to me.

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