Someone's Getting Some

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Whoever invented antibiotics?

I want to make out with him. Nibble on his ear, nuzzle his neck, bite his lips and shove my tounge down his throat (but not quite yet, because I probably still have some germs) because I FINALLY FEEL BETTER!

In fact, I'd like to give him a life long pass to have sex with me. Because that's how much better I feel.

Thank the sweet baby Jesus that is coming soon. Praise the Lord. And whatever other sick gods there are out there, because I might just make it.

11 comments:

saratogajean said...

Yeah for antibiotics.

I think you have Howard Florey, Ernst Chain, and Sir Alexander Fleming for your good health.

Of course, they are all dead, so that gets you off the "having to make out with creepy old guys" hook.

Summer said...

I'm glad your better. Yeah, since those guys are dead, you could just suck face with any pharmacist of your choice. ???

t2ed said...

The anti-biotic boy won't let you do any of that.

He only invented that stuff cause he got the heebies (and the jeebies) from physical contact.

Yes, Howie Mandel invented the modern day anti-biotic.

Now you know the rest of the story. Good day.

Kristen said...

It's about damn time.

Welcome back to the world of the living.

Kristen said...

btw, if you ever have a baby, you will feel the same way about the nice man with the long needle who does the epidural.

I jumped on mine and kissed him long and deep.

BrianAlt said...

Along with the people that saratogajean mentioned, you should probably jump the bones of Louis Pasteur and Robert Koch. They paved the way for the others to do their work.

lacochran's evil twin said...

Isn't that how you got the bug to begin with? Just kidding. Glad you're on the mend.

E said...

Yay! welcome back tot he living. But seriously did you try those Vick's Kleenex? They are almost worth a little sick...(not sick like you had needing antibiotics sick, but a little whiney kinda sick)

Merry merry...do you still have snow?

Stephen Wilson said...

I have a whole bottle in the fridge. You can have it, like for free.

LiLu said...

I'm so glad you're feeling better, lady!

Now if only mine would kick in...

Shania said...

So glad you feel better!