Happy Feet Friday

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There's no footsie picture today. And it's such a shame because I'm wearing what Gay Boyfriend refers to as my skank ho bitch boots because I have to do some grownuppy stuff for work and I actually had to dress up and look professional for once. Hrmph. These boots are awesome. But of course the batteries to the camera are dead. Because I can't seem to plan ahead.

And I would like to state for the record that I'm sick of myself and my emotions and my stupid brain and I would like a transplant please. I don't think that's covered by my health plan. I will leave you with the good doctor's favorite slam.

Him: "You know? You were born before your time."
Whoever he detests: "Really?"
(Feeling like wow! He's finally going to give me a compliment! He NEVER does that!)
Him: "Yes. Brain transplants aren't available yet."

I love him. Yes. I do.

*edited* You people have more of a foot fettish than I thought. Here you go. One pair of skank ho bitch boots for ya.

23 comments:

Holly said...

I'm next in line okay?

Anonymous said...

I miss the fun Friday socks! But alas, it was great to read about your trip and impending flu. The flu is not fun, not fun at all.

All the gay men in my life ignore me now that I am having more sex then them. Humph.

Oxen Cox said...

That previous comment was from me. I dunno how to work my computer.

Summer said...

I love skank ho bitch boots. They make me happy and sad because you didn't plan ahead with the batteries. That sounds perverse but you know WHAT I mean.

carrster said...

Happy Friday!

Deutlich said...

I wish I could find a pair of great boots that fit around my calves.

Christian said...

Damn good word: grownuppy. Are you wearing your big girl panties too?

Matt said...

no foot pic?

wtf?

f.B said...

I need to raise my shoe game. 'Cause I don't know what the guy version of skank ho bitch boots is. Which obviously means I don't own them.

justjp said...

No pictures? I am now plagued with infinite sadness.

LiLu said...

I demand a pictures of these "skank ho bitch boots" tomorrow. That is all.

justjp said...

As a Rock! No fetish here...

BrianAlt said...

Screw the health plan! Some things just need to be done!


:D :P

BrianAlt said...

So when the battery died on the camera the date got hosed too!

Dingo said...

I'm assuming that GB is only referring to the boots when he says "skank ho bitch" and not actually to you. Actually, I think it would be cool if you were a skank ho bitch!

Christian said...

That's powerful footwear.

Sparkling Red said...

Brain transplants... it could happen someday. But I'd settle for being able to add more RAM and a bigger hard drive to my brain so that I could remember more things and process data faster.

Titania said...

An ex bf used to call them (at least when I was wearing them - that I know of) "Fuck me boots"

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Megkathleen said...

Those are indeed some nice fuck me boots.

buffalodick said...

Check out my camera case last post- I carry extra batteries and a car charger...Black nylons and high heeled boots might bother a gay guy, but not me!

Vanessa said...

love the boots! i need to get me a pair of those!

Katie said...

Love. Those. Boots!